To quote prophet Shelley McLendon, "Don't wait for someone to put you in something! Put yourself in something."
I can check all of these boxes. I've posted the unmarked version of the list so you can check your own score.
After chatting with Valerie about this, I would like to clarify that I'm not planning to start my own religion (that would be a Messiah check-in) and that my prophecies are not going to be particularly religous.
Hat tip to the long-ago WHRB rock djs who answered their phone lines with, "Mutant check-in, what's your mutation?"